Tuesday, October 31, 2006

FLAK ::: Do They Teach "Excess" at Stanford?

I am now leaning further towards the belief that BLOGGER BETA IS A VERY EVIL IDEA. Seriously, how many times does a user need to log in to do anything? For posting a comment, it's preferable to log in. I say no problem! I type, I click, I wait. Uh-oh. I'm using blogger beta! Now, I gotta use my gmail log in! So just like any information technology muppet, I go and do just that. I wait again in the hopes of getting the comment box. It instead takes me to my dashboard! What the heck am I supposed to do with that?! Are they kidding me? All I wanted to do was leave a frikin' comment? What part of that did they miss? Geezuz, I thought I knew English!

Note to Sergei and Larry: lay off the start-ups!

Monday, October 23, 2006

Get. Me. Outtahere.


The boss is in-love with herself.

This will be the last is yet another time I'm going to talk about my frustration at the workplace. I just need to vent so forgive me for being incoherent.

OK. So I scheduled to take-off for a couple of days this week for some personal errands. I did that one full week ahead, as per procedure--'cause they're such control freaks.

On my way to the city this morning, I get a text message from my boss asking if I was finished with the editorial she asked me to write Thursday last week. I replied and said, "Yep, it's in your inbox" or something like that anyway. She then said for me to email it to another addy because the mail server at work was down. Since the file is on my work computer, I just asked a co-worker to retrieve the file and give it to the boss. All seemed well after that.

Moments later I get another text message from her asking about the CDs containing photos we'll be using for a joint production with ABS-CBN. She wanted to know if I'd already returned it to our Creatives unit. This is what I said: "No because we haven't picked any photos yet, remember?" Her reply demonstrated just how inconsistent and out-of-touch she is with the people she oversees. She said, "Next time, before you go on leave, make sure you don't have any loose ends."

I almost cried from the intense emotion that overtook me seconds after I read her dis. I could not believe she would be so irresponsible with her words. You probably think I'm overreacting but trust me, it's a loaded statement, coming from her. She likes to devalue people when it comes to work ethics. And nothing gets to me more than that because I make sure that whatever job I hold, I give it a hundred percent. Nobody can accuse me of negligence.

What made me upset in the first place was her telling me off like the condescending miss goody two shoes she is. Doesn't she know how I'm the only one who can stand her self-righteous ass? Doesn't she know that 99% of her staff (me included) has been thinking about leaving the company for a long time now because of her?

So I sent another message telling her that that's exactly why I put the CD on my drawer instead of returning it to the creatives. I knew she would ask for it today, Monday! Because she's always complaining to me how she's overworked, spread too thin, and always besieged by our head's orders one on top of the other, I choose to hold off on telling her certain things that can wait until she asks for them! I thought I was actually doing her a favor because I know she gets irritated by constant follow ups. Turns out she has no grip on her real psyche.

It's a good thing I have a co-worker who shares my frustration. He's always getting unnecessary crap from her, too. All her subordinates do. I wonder if she ever thinks about how pathetic her management style (or lack thereof) really is. Has she ever asked why her people don't meet her standards?

The thing is my boss is that way because it's exactly how her superiors treat her, too. She (in)advertently spins the vicious cycle with us. But if she's any good, she shouldn't. She can't tell the difference obviously.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

It's a Beautiful Daaaate!

This is too easy. If I post on this week's topic, would it get me that date? Too doubtful. So I'll share my bit anyway.

I know I've dreamed about dating celebs when I was a kid. Johnny Depp at 9, Jordan Knight at 12, and Michael Jackson, from 13 to 20. No kidding. I loved MJ in all my teenage fan capacity. Oh, I almost forgot, Darren Hayes, too. Apparently, I'm drawn to dark-haired men. ;-)

But right now, if there is one celebrity I really want to date, it's gotta be Bono and for countless reasons.

He's intelligent, wity, articulate, poetic, has a sexy Irish accent, and concerned about humanity PLUS sings lead for the greatest band in the world right now. That alone takes care of the dead air over dinner.

But after wining and dining at Mario Batali's Babbo restaurant at Greenwich Village, the B-man flies me to Lesotho in Africa to get to know the people behind Edun clothes. We thank them for their talent and courage to keep the faith. Then it's off to Dublin to meet with the rest of the U2 boys. Adam and I exchange experiences on spending birthdays on Friday the 13th (we share a birthday) and they treat me to a live performance of "One" and "Where The Streets Have No Name". Before I leave, the band sign a copy of U2 By U2 for me as souvenir.

We can then drive Bono's Maserati Quattroporte around Hannover Quay where Windmill Lane used to be and end up at The Clarence, the hotel he and Edge own. This will be home for the night which I'll spend uploading hundreds of photos to my Mobbed Blog. Right before I fall asleep, Bono calls up my room and tells me they want me to work for them, U2 Limited. Aww.

How's that for a...beautiful daaaay!!

Sunday, October 15, 2006

HBO Saves Cable


These days, I can't get enough of Entourage. Yes, that HBO original series. Have you seen it? It's frickin' awesome. I never really paid any attention to it until last week when I caught the scene where Ari walks into the boardroom and gets humiliated by Terence. It was GOLD! ( Excuse the pun) Tse-tse fly indeed.
We've seen Jeremy Piven here and there (as John Cusack's friend in Serendipity or as that gay-ish Versace store clerk from Rush Hour 2) and he always steals the scene. Always.
Anyway, this show is pretty amazing. Very good writing and exceptional performances from Piven every single episode. No wonder he took home the Emmy.
I can't wait for the new season to start! Oh, and as if I can't love this show enough, they had an episode where they see the Vertigo tour open in San Diego. Priceless.

U2 ::: Entourage (more awful photos)

I completely missed Bono's new Larry King interview. I loathe myself. Especially because I tuned in the whole hour he had Clay Aiken on. Clay Aiken, for pete's sakes! I didn't know Bono was gonna be on, I swear. It wasn't on @U2, wasn't on C's, wasn't on the official site. So where does that leave me? *exhale*

So I was watching another Entourage marathon and one of the episode had the guys attending the "San Diego" show from Vertigo '05. It was awesome. I thought the most they would show of the band was their photo on the tour t-shirt so I was freaked out at the end when they actually included a clip of them performing "City of Blinding Lights".

I feel justified.










Sunday, October 08, 2006

U2 ::: Bono Giorgio

When feeling restless on a lazy Sunday afternoon and back-to-back episodes of Entourage still aren't enough to save your day, try Fashion TV. You never know who'll end up on the red carpet clips.





Friday, October 06, 2006

Planning My Weekend

Sabado

0700 Get up and take on human form (Thunder and lighting all over the house as the process takes place.)

0800 Leave for Shangri-la EDSA Plaza Mall (Yes, it takes me an hour to get ready. And I don't even wear make-up!)

0930 Arrive @ Shang, proceed to Starbucks, and look for Rasheed from Arab News (I had a David Sedaris book signed for him so he better meet me with a grande beverage in hand)

1000 Bloggers meeting commences (Here we go again with the whining and blaming everyone else but him/herself)

1200 Lunch @ Green Tomato with Mama and baby bro (Did I mention I'm buying? Either that or Jollibee...as if I needed more saturated fat. "If I so much as look at an apple, I gain weight." - Darren Hayes)

1330 Head home, I guess.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

U2 ::: Throw the Dog a Bone

big news for everyoneHee-hee! The @U2 staff are probably the most prolific news organization online today. Are they hiring?

Monday, October 02, 2006

EVENT ::: Right on, Q

Laying off writing about that typhoon on purpose because I know every dang blog from this city has nothing better to talk about right now.

As many of you know, I love U2 like no other...band, commodity, idea, etc. on the planet and one of my favorite sources of reading material on them is C's blog. She just happens to have posted a very thrilling account (you have to be a fan to understand) of that fateful day one week ago. All I gotta say is "ugh! I knoooow, I knnnow!" C, my right eye is still twitching.

OK. Now, on to what I've decided to report.

We went to Mall of Asia yesterday. Sunday, payday weekend, one helluva mistake. But because I'm a thoughtful, generous, patient, all around good sister (who's also in serious need of something, anything, worthy to update this blog with), I took my mother and baby bro to see Q (Boy Kuhol aka other brother) play guitar on stage to a dettached, but otherwise appreciative crowd of geeky Architecture kids. I say that with much endearment, mind you.

But first, I needed money. Finding an online atm machine was extremely difficult because many parts of the city still has no power. What's worse was my own bank had none of theirs running so I had to concede to the transaction fee other banks charge on withdrawals. This is their greed taking over us. It adds up. Banks are evil.

They started at 3 pm and Q's band, called Not to Scale (in case anyone forgets their major), were fifth to go on. I sat through the first four bands playing recent Billboard hits. I notice they're no longer referred to as American Top 40. Lil Casey Kasem must be seething.

Anyway, the groups were all alright, for first-time performers, except for this one group who I believe were only there for lack of anything better to do. Their vocalist slurred and forgot his lines so much he'd make Bono seem obsessive-compulsive. They were quickly and conveniently forgotten seconds after they left the stage.

Q's group were next which was my cue to go on music photographer mode. I've been doing this since '99 and I'd like to think I've learned a few tricks here and there but I doubt if I'll ever turn pro. Digression.

So they plug in, check their mics, amps, instruments, nerves. Check. Their first song was Champagne Supernova (Oasis) and I kind of wondered why they chose that since they had a female vocalist. I think her name is Joyce and I could see from twenty feet away that she was a nervous wreck. Her voice shook a couple of times, the poor kid. She must've been intimidated by the size of the space and crowd watching. Despite her anxiety, the audience loved their number and some were even singing along.

When the first song ended, she rubbed her palms profusely on her hips as they launched into You Oughta Know (Alanis Morissette). This time they'd captured the audience. I could see my brother doing his John Mayer impersonation (yes, Honey, other people LOVE John Mayer, too ;)) jutting his head back and forth as they ad-libbed towards the end of the song.

The audience applauded and cheered and I told Q later that he was clearly lapping up all that attention because he stood on stage to just a few seconds longer than the rest of his band. That monster.

Soon after the last band had performed, it was Barbie Almalbis's turn to really shake things up. I knew she was up next as soon as I saw her drummer from '99. When she appeared, a bunch of us stood up and crowded the foot of the stage to take photos and be like giddy fans. For the first time that afternoon, I didn't feel like dozing off. (Hey, the sea breeze was making it too easy)

Then some dorks/premature geriatrics warming their arses kept howling at us to go back to our seats 'cause we were blocking their view. Are they kidding? This is just about the only rock portion of the show, numbskulls. I guess the idiots had limited their musical entertainment to Sam Milby or any of those Starstruck wannabes who lipsynch through cheesy ballads in mall shows. The organizers had no choice but ask us to sit down, or more like squat. I was losing it so I went back to where my mother, baby brother and Ynah were. By this time, Q had joined us in screaming and squealing at Barbie.

She started her set but the mix was way off. There was just no time for sound check. Besides, it was a free show and she's a superstar so who's complaining?

Throughout her four or five song set, Q and I would be jumping and screaming in between stares from the uninitiated. Thankfully, this behavior was also found in other areas of the floor so we weren't necessarily attracting security people.

This other band played after Barbie but the audience had fizzled out noticeably. It was only wise to award the winners. Q's bandmates had left soon after they played because one of them was ill plus they were convinced they weren't really going to take home any prizes anyway.

Well, they were right, in a sense. They weren't there to accept the 3rd Place award, just Q and did he relish the moment. Boy Kuhol was on top of the world. It didn't matter if it were 3rd or 1st place. All he cared about was getting the acknowledgement and I have to say he does deserve it. Unfortunately, I had run out of batteries so I wasn't able to capture his Grammy practice run. Fortunately, their school made up most of the audience so there were plenty of back ups. I did manage to take photos after loading fresh batteries. See, here's one of the actual award and of Q with his number one fan. Aww. That's Ynah, chief finance officer for the Q wardrobe unit.

We sat around and politely waited for the show to end. However, the last band to perform, Fuse would play a full set (much to our disappointment!) instead of one or two songs. So we chucked our manners and walked out on them. We were starving!

Dinner was at Juanbambu, the "Asian restaurant with kare-kare and sisig in the menu" is how I can sum up their whole deal. It was a good. So good in fact that I paid the bill.

We headed home, tired and burping.