Friday, June 06, 2008

We're Seriously Out of Toilet Paper

Now hear this.

The United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP) has put up the Billion Tree Campaign calling on every breathing human out there to participate in the collective goal "to plant at least one billion trees worldwide each year." When we realize how our forests are being depleted to the tune of six football-field-sized areas each minute (got this from Michael Jackson), it only makes sense to utilize every in-your-face approach to the matter.

Planting a tree looks like a lot of work but, really now, they're not asking us to reinvent the wheel. No need to call in the beauty queens either. The following is off the UNEP site which gives us a viable starting point. Looks like there's no better time for us in this region to do this than right now, too.
Tree Planting Tips

The ideal time to plant a tree is during the rainy season, in the tropics and subtropics, or the dormant season, in temperate zones, after leaf drop or before bud break. Trees that have been well cared for in a nursery can be planted throughout the growing season.

Proper handling during planting is essential to ensure healthy growth. Proper site preparation before and during planting, coupled with good follow-up care, allows the seedlings to quickly establish roots in the new location and overcome what is known as transplant shock, a phenomenon that can slow the growth and reduce the vigour of the tree.

Seeds can be sown in seed beds or seedling containers (preferably biodegradable) prepared with a mixture of sand, compost and soil. The plants will need watering before and after germination. Reduce the frequency of watering as the seedlings grow. Shade the seedlings and gradually reduce the shade as they grow.

If you decide to plant seeds, collect them from an area that enjoys similar climatic conditions to where the trees will be planted. Collect the seeds from a number of healthy mature trees.

To Plant a tree
1. Dig a hole at least twice the width of the root ball to allow the roots to spread out. Remove the tree from its container, carefully cut off broken roots, and slightly loosen the root ball.

2. Place the tree in the planting hole. Always lift the tree by the root ball and never by the trunk. Spread periphery roots outwards. Avoid planting the tree too deep. Make sure that the soil line of the young tree is higher than the surface of the surrounding hole.

3. Shovel some soil into the planting hole. Check the planting depth and adjust if needed. Confirm that the tree is straight. Fill the hole gently but firmly. Pat the soil around the base of the root ball.

4. It is not recommended to apply fertilizer at the time of planting. Water the seedling thoroughly with a slow stream of water to settle the soil. Do not stake the tree. The sooner the tree can stand alone, the sooner it will become strong.

5. Provide follow up care. Protect the tree from pests and diseases by removing plants nearby which are likely to affect it. Remove weeds as they will compete with tree roots for moisture and nutrients. Protect the tree from destruction by livestock.

6. If suitable, space trees well to avoid competition for air and soil nutrients, and to encourage the growth of branches. Watch out for drought conditions and provide water if needed, especially during the first few months. Watch out for yellowing of leaves. Always maintain good air circulation in the tree by pruning to avoid pests and other diseases.

Contact an arborist or a nearby environmental non-governmental organization
for advice on caring for your tree.

For further information consult the following web sites:

http://www.greenbeltmovement.org
http://www.worldagroforestrycentre.org

But if manual labour isn't your gift, that's okay, you can always do a Karen Walker and pay someone to do it for ya! Any VCs out there reading? I'm open.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

BLACKLIGHTING ::: Divine Interjection

"Psst! Go back to the start."

But of course! I couldn't snap out of it 'cause of all that baggage on the donkey; I made it near impossible to step forward--even on a clear path. So do yerself a favor and stop weighing yerself down. Here it is on a silver platter! I'd hate to think you're being ungrateful so bring the firelech back to front and center, you worry wart. TSK.

Yes! That's what it's been all along!!!

I almost feel sheepish but WOW! Really, thank you!

*bliss*