Sunday, November 27, 2005

EVENT COVERAGE ::: Reconciling Rounders

[ACHTUNG! The following may be a little too detailed for some people's attention span. Please be advised.]

This supposed holiday weekend isn't really that extended for me since I spent all of Saturday covering the poker tournament CF Tagaytay organized. I honestly couldn't care less about poker--or any other card games for that matter--which is precisely why I volunteered for the assignment. I figured that since this is, primarily, what gives me work then I might as well embrace it. (Well, maybe just shake hands with it for now.) Besides, you can't let all the free food go to waste and the hotel accommodations don't hurt either...eventhough I probably didn't need it since my house was only half an hour away.

We pulled up the lobby at around 9:30 AM and went inside to meet up with folks from Marketing--all of whom, with the exception of the guy in barong, were in black suits. Mike, our tech, introduced me to them as "our new writer". (I swear, it's still a bit surreal whenever I hear that. You can say I'm overreacting but, sometimes, I feel like the title invites a lot of unreasonable expectations that I'd rather be discreet about what I do. But that's just me. Writers are really as workaday as jeepneys to most people.)

This being only my second time in a casino, I decided to tour the gaming area and observe what went on while the tech guy unloaded and set up our equipment. Maybe it's my naivete talking but I found it interesting how there were already quite a number of people at the slot machines that early in the day. Then I wondered if it were more like a "still there" situation. Not unlikely. Now, I know Hollywood's casinos depict scenes of seedy characters in leather suits and organized crime, and they may very well be true, but what I beheld was more like a sedentary Glico's for grown-ups. It was kind of disappointing.

Mr. Lanieza, the barong man (because he was the only guy wearing one; suits and ties for the other bigwhigs), saw me wandering aimlessly so he invited me into their office and offered me coffee from Figaro. I told him I didn't drink coffee so he asked the barista to bring in iced tea. I'm glad he wasn't nosey about why I don't drink the dark liquid because I have about a hundred reasons for him. Inside their office, he had to clear some space for me to sit as everything was crammed all over. He even turned on the TV for me! God bless him for knowing the perfect focal point. But then it was on the Kanguso channel. *smirk* Oh well, they were in Rome, my NEW favorite city, so it wasn't all ho-hum.

When Mike was done setting up, we decided to head on out and see the hotel room they booked for us. Yes, just one room! For three people...two roughnecks and me, the greenhorn. That's life in the trenches for ya. I just resigned myself to fate, realizing that my premise was now going to be Mike's stomping ground. That goober! He reminds me of Jimmy Santos intoxicated. On the way to Tagaytay, he would have these excited spasms and point out for Anthony, our driver, the pedestrians on the side of the road and declare how huge the points you would get if you hit them. He would say, "O, yun may kasamang bata! O, 'to mag-syota. Pare, laking points nyan 'pag binangga mo!! Ahu-hu-hu!!" I hoped he was talking about GTA, the game.

The hotel room was okay even if it only had the barest of necessities. If I were to be billeted there for days then, of course, their provisions would be gravely inept. There were the usual amenities: cable tv, a/c, table & chairs, and a built-in cabinet. Big up to them for having two separate bathrooms in the room as well.

We went back to the casino for lunch. I followed Mike and Anthony up to the employees' lounge where they gave us styros with bistek, fish fillet, arroz valenciana, and buko salad. They had refillable orange juice, too, which was great because I hardly drink softdrinks anymore. These card dealers are a well-fed bunch. "Panalo!" said Jimmy Santos several times.

After grubbing, I returned to the gaming area and, this time, chatted with the registration desk attendants about the turnout; there were quite a few lined up already. These folks were blowing off 20-grand starting bets just like that! And let me tell you, the players were pretty interesting sights. There was "Mr. Energy" Benny G, a garish man in tight black everything. He had stiff gray hair that looked like bunot with a pencil-thin braid extending from the back of his head. No wonder he refused to be seen on camera. Then, there was this Chinese man who seemed fairly normal if not for his brows that shot upward and forward, like check marks above his eyes. He looked exactly like those villains in old 70s Kung Fu movies--all he needed was the moustache and goatee. I thought I'd also mention that David Bunevacz, the half-Romanian former decathlete, was at one of the non-tournament tables. I bet he's one of the regulars.

Still no action was going on so we opted to go back to the hotel and nap. Well, after a couple of hours trying in vain, I decided to forget sleep and watch MTV instead. As expected, nothing was worth watching but I did see the Blighty Pimp My Ride. That white boy host is no Xzibit but he had his own appeal. I could not help noticing how these Brits are so eloquent with English. Yes, I know. Duh, England? But what I mean is they use literary English with informal conversation.

At six we returned to the casino and see if Big Dodie had arrived. We had gotten word that he would be dropping by with Mister Cee-Oh-Oh sometime that evening. He didn't. Mr. Betita, the Branch Manager, told me later that night that although Boss Dodie was just across the hi-way from the casino, at the Taal Vista Hotel, he had other business to attend to and would not make an appearance. Only the COO made it and he brought displaymates with him. Meanwhile, eliminations ended and the players were down from 61 to 30. They were given a meal break so everyone went up to get dinner. Chibugan ulet! It was a buffet of paella, roast chicken, roast pork, fish fillet, creame of asparagus soup, salad, and a few other things I didn't recognize. Just the same, I got what I came for.

I did my rounds once again and caught up with the Marketing boss sitting at an empty table so I asked for an interview for my report. The woman was obviously bushed but told of what she knew nonetheless.

For the next four hours, I watched with dwindling interest as the players anteed up, folded, and what not. Those who were previously eliminated acted like hooligans cheering from the audience. They consumed large quantities of beer, blew mushrooms of smoke, and were just loud as heck. They were busted old JD buses, I kid you not!

The moment came and a winner emerged; a German pro Poker player who flew in just for this tournament. No question about whether or not it was worth the trip. He was moderately happy but tipped a thousand pesos only for some of the casino vendors. I wanted to interview him but he was always surrounded by people. And I was tired and didn't have the patience to ask questions.

After everything settled, we were treated to early morning grub by the Management heads. There were five of us now and we had Chinese noodles and dimsum this time. This was free meal #4 for this trip. Friendly advice to future visitors of CF Tagaytay: DO NOT waste your time dining at Chine. Orders will take atleast half an hour, they will NOT serve you tea unless you complain that you've been sitting there waiting for the dang thing for ten minutes, there's a snooty waiter who will make all kinds of disemboweled looks when he serves your food, they don't know that with condements you have to provide dip containers, they are completely incompetent. I'm sorry to declare that but you had to be there to see how bad they were. I thought Mike was gonna cause a ruckus because he was mouthing off things at the waiter. I decided to keep my negative comments about the service to myself. Did I mention they overcharge atleast threefold and above?

On the drive back to the hotel, the hi-way was dangerously unlit. The only illumination came from those houses on the ridge and a few commercial signs. Fog had engulfed everything around us, so much that you would half expect Jack the Ripper or a White Lady to hurl theirselves on the windshield. I was too tired to get scared. Really.

I didn't sleep too well because I was still in the same clothes that smelled of nicotine. The wake-up call I requested at 7 AM roused me. Of course, I turned the tv on and flipped channels. At 8:30, we decided to get ready for the road. We had complementary (read: measly) breakfast of garlic fried rice and a piece of skinny hotdog. Anthony requested for fried eggs just to make it a full meal.

After picking up what was left of our gear from the casino, we went on our way. We made a side trip to Mahogany Market for beef. The peddlers were all over me once they saw the marked vehicle I got out off. (We had the Revo "Media" one.) I got tired of saying "no" so I just gazed down and ignored them as I walked. They may have lower-priced beef here but everything else was marked way up as high as the city is from sea level. I bought a Pepsi and initially heard "thirteen" so I gave the vendor twenty pesos. She gave me a confused look and said, "Ma'am, thirty po."

We still had 400 pesos on our budget so we bought some KFC for the drive. I didn't feel like eating so I just bought some chicken fillet sandwiches for the folks at home. It's gonna be brain-drain Tuesday when I prepare the liquidation papers--I hate numbers like I hate grease.

Finally, we were in my turf. I asked Anthony to drop me off in front of our house because I didn't feel like walking 200 meters under the sun. They got to see Cavite's back roads and were surprised to see that we still have foliage and creeks with water. Mike saw my mother and told her they were returning me safe and sound...the geezer.

The first thing I did when I got home was bathe followed by much-desired sleep.

P.S. Sorry for the general absence of photos on my blog. My digital camera died early this year and I have yet to replace it but I remain optimistic.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

WARHOL ::: ME-dia

Here's a link to an editorial in today's paper, part of which was written by yours truly.

Of course, they didn't put my name on it for which I'm thankful. There are a few typos and diction errors in there that I wouldn't touch with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole. Not to brag but my copy was slightly better. At any rate, this is my first broadsheet involvement and I'm happy about it. That's the editorial page, man!

I was asked to produce that column feed last Friday. I've never done one before so it took the better part of my afternoon to write the thing. After about four hours, she went over the draft and said it was good but needed a few minor changes so it would read like this columnist's. The one above is the finished product with some unexpected edits. But who am I to complain? I'm just glad to be writing for my wages.

* * *

Another Serbisyo Muna Caravan was held this morning. It was in ParaƱaque and, this time, a bit less claustrophobic. They really had things organized and people weren't concentrated in one area so it made the job more tollerable. President Arroyo arrived for her usual walkthrough and photo op. The woman loves to wear blue.

After that, we stopped by the Airport CF on Sucat--the one that used to be Duty Free Philippines. I liked how they refurbished the place because, as I remember from about eight years ago, the interiors were pretty worn out: carpet stains, peeling wallpaper, leaky ceilings, etc. But now, everything looks shimmering and new from the floors to the lighting and fixtures. It's almost like an upscale mall.

I saw Tito Ping at a long table with our department's Big Dodi having lunch. We exchanged pleasantries and they each gave me a pat on the back. Tito Ping didn't know (or maybe forgot) that I worked in the same building as he does, he thought I worked at that casino. Me??

Since we were there to eat we wasted no time lining up for the buffet. Actually, there was no line and hardly any people. You could see that most of them were on the slot machines. The spread was impressive and that's all I'm gonna say about that! As a result, the van was quiet on the way back to the office.

* * *

At around 5 o'clock, my phone starts flashing (it's always on silent mode) and displays an international number calling. It was from Singapore. I was expecting the call because they had already spoken to me last Monday. (The girl I talked to on Monday said they'd like put me on the show to talk to the VJs. They picked me because they noticed that I was all over the messageboard and that I was a big fan of Colby. "Right?", she asked. I hesitated and said "yeaahh...sorta!")

The guy on the other end asked for me. Seems he was in the control booth because I could hear another person coaching him on what to instruct me and some other production buzz words being said in the background. They were taping this request show called Pop Inc. (So it appears they tape it at five in the afternoon?) He patched me through to their VJs Colby Miller and Denise Keller. They were laughing about something before I spoke to them. They asked me how I was and I said, "I'm okay. I'm actually at work right now." Colby asked, "what company do you work for?" And I said, " I work for a PR company!" (What I should have said was I worked "in" PR for a company. Major fib.) I think they hesitated a bit and asked if it was okay to be talking to them. I said "not sure" but "what they don't know won't hurt 'em!" Hesitation from them again and then I was asked me to hold and wait until they put me back live.

I found a spot behind a door that wasn't as noisy as the hallway where I initially stood. A minute passes and I hear "hi (my name)! how are you doing?!" from Denise and Colby. Tape was rolling.

Yada yada.

Denise: (my name), how much love do you have for Colby?
ME: (struggling for words) As much love...as a pumpkin has for its earth!
(Laughter all around.)
Colby: That's a lot of lovin'!
ME: Yeah!
Denise: So do you have anything you wanna ask Colby?
ME: Yeah, Colby, I'd like to ask you what would be your dream interview? (and then I say some incomprehensible stuff)
Colby: My dream what?
ME: Your dream interview! Who would you like to interview now that you're with MTV?
Colby: Oh! I have to say Jamie Foxx. He's a very talented fellow and he's coming out with a new album pretty soon. Not a lot of people know that he had a jazz album a couple of years back.
ME: Oh really? Well, see I didn't even know that. (again struggling for intelligent remarks)
Colby: Wait, (my name), do you have anything you want to ask Denise?
ME: Yes. For Denise, I want to know how you feel about your new haircut? (Exhibit A!)
Denise: Best thing I ever did in my life! Less shampoo, less conditioner. It's great!
ME: I agree
Colby: Alright (my name), well, thanks for being a fan and thanks for watching Pop Inc. You can go back to work now.
ME: Hey, no problem! Thanks, Denise. Thanks, Colby! Thanks MTV.
Colby/Denise: Bye!
ME: Bye.

Then the guy at the control booth got on the other end and explained that this episode will be aired on November 30th. He thanked me and we said goodbye.

I checked my cell and the call took a little over twnety minutes.

Reeling, I walked back into the office and sat quietly at my desk, replaying the whole thing in my mind. Why did I do that? Because I'm such a total loo-hoo-zer.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

U2 ::: That's Enough Nostalgia Acts For Now

Even before the tour kicked off in San Diego, rumors have already been flying around of a more extensive international itinerary--like always. Now, U2.com finally confirmed that the band will be Vertigoing well into next year.

Eight years after they last played Australia, U2 are taking the Vertigo Tour to Brisbane, Melbourne, Adelaide and Sydney in March. The shows are the first to be announced for 'Vertigo '06' which will kick off in February and also stop in Mexico, South America, New Zealand, Australia and Japan.



Yeah, that's as near as they come to Manila, my poor forsaken city. This leaves me with only two options: head for Van Diemen's Land (or Japan since it's closer) or launch a one-woman campaign to get rich tycoons, media empires, and "religious nuts, political fanatics in the stew" to bring U2's road show down here.

I sent emails to local promoter Midas Promotions and Principle Management early this year to find out if they were planning anything; both yielded negative. Maybe someone somewhere's doing something now that a swing by Japan has been announced. I really hope so and if there's anyone out there influential enough to get a production like this going, think of the retribution it will bring you if you do this. And, really, a big enough venue is not a problem. We can lend you the Bagong Nayon Pilipino Entertainment City (while the Senate sleeps on the company's fate!!) site which would probably get me in free...

Seriously, isn't anyone out there considering the benefits of seeing U2 play? Or are you all just gonna sit back, sipping margaritas, flaunting your pricey cellphones, and wither in all this acoustic rehash crap fake world you live in. I thought that with your US-bred education and Forbes Park twang you would know better.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

U2 ::: Bono of the Year

Well, atleast that's what I'm hoping for.

I was checking out atU2.com and learned that TIME Magazine's Person of the Year online poll has Bono (or Yer Man--depending on who says it) in the running. I clicked to the site, voted, and found the following results* :

33% J.K. Rowling


19% Mother Nature


12% Bono


9% Steve Jobs


7% Lance Armstrong


5% The Google Guys


4% George W. Bush


3% Pope Benedict XVI


3% Condoleezza Rice


2% Bill and Melinda Gates


2% Valerie Plame


1% Rick Warren




I'm like, "Rowling???" Come on, where was she the rest of the year if not talking about the SAME book with the same UNORIGINAL story/characters. I would've been fine with Bush or Pope Benedict XVI since their actions did affect major demographic. But J.K. Rowling? Who's the knucklehead who nominated her? If she gets this then I'll have to conclude that TIME magazine writing has gone adolescent. You probably think I'm overreacting but I'm just apalled by this news. It somehow makes the world look like it's run by bourgeoise groupies. No dice. Well, what are you stalling there for? Get to the site and vote. You lazybones can click here.

*updated 12/07/2005 - Mother Nature doesn't need an award to affirm herself!

Saturday, November 12, 2005

EVENT COVERAGE ::: Wide-eyed in the City

We went to a barangay in Caloocan City yesterday for the Serbisyo Muna mission. I was to write up a press release on the event and our senior writer told me to be at the office by 7:30 so I got there ahead of everyone else at 7:27. I liked the quiet solace those few minutes in the office gave me. It was my first time to take in the fantastic view of early morning Manila Bay from our sixth floor window. The water was sparkling blue and, from a distance, didn't seem like it actually reeked. (I'm kidding, the water doesn't smell--as much. If it did, there wouldn't be thousands of yuppies hanging around Baywalk every night!) A few moments passed by then the rest of the crew came.We then went down to the parked AUV on the street. I'm such a total geek and proud of it so allow me to say it was cool to hop into a vehicle with the word 'Media' all over it. I'm finally living the dream. Babaw, no?

We headed north along Roxas Boulevard, past the pier and 'Smokey Mountain', to Caloocan, rounding a couple of corners and were in Barangay 28 after twenty minutes. The site was already bustling with activity and crowds gathered around the area. I saw a few MalacaƱang PSG people standing with their grim faces scoping out the covered court where the proceedings took place. Everything seemed to be moving along so I started taking notes on the different services offered there: medical check-up, dental extractions, free medicine distribution, job recruitment, cottage industry demos, and a few others. They offered free facials, too, and it was a big hit among the the public who came. A significant percentage were women and children with a few elderly folks.

At 9:30, they announced that President Arroyo had arrived. I saw the convoy and limo pulling up on the street in front. She would stop by a few stalls in the place before entering the covered court premises where we waited. Media folks (photographers, cameramen, tv news crew, and reporters) followed her wherever she went. Finally, her entourage made their way to the foot of the stage, where I stood, and I was surprised to see how she was considerably shorter than me. Her bodyguards were lenient enough to provide space for her to move around and shake hands with people. She went up the stage to give a short speech and, in seconds, nearly crushed by photographers jockeying for position to get the money shot of the President along with other government officials. I almost felt guilty standing in that 'pit' because I had the best view but wasn't taking any photos. Being in the thick of it, I decided to observe the media people in action. The reporter on my right had a steno notebook and carried a recorder, which probably explained why on the only thing written on her notebook were "Bulgari earrings" and "no watch". I suppose these two bits of information took precedence over anything else there; not the free basic community services, not the content of the speech. So this is what the fourth estate is supposed to do, to note down presidential fashion accessories. After almost an hour touring the area, Mrs. Arroyo left for the PICC to visit another event.

We were back at the office by noon and I spent the rest of the day on my write-up. There wasn't anything else to do and this bored me to some extent. I'm sure it's not always going to be that slow. Overall, my first couple of days in PAGCOR's PR department were great. I met the bosses and they're all nice. A few snobs, too, but they'll come around.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

EVENT COVERAGE ::: Lit Candles

We left for Angelus at about half past 5 yesterday afternoon and inched our way for 40 or so minutes (normally takes only 15) along the two-lane Toclong route. A sea of humanity met us when we reached the general vicinity of the cemetery. First thought that came to mind: nagrampa ang kabadingan. Yep, the freaks do come out at night and Halloween wasn't enough. Haha! I'm bad with crowd estimates but it seemed like there were five thousand pedestrians coming and going at any given time. They reminded me of Moses and the Israelites, minus a plan.

It's a well-known fact that this part of the year is when the rainy season unleashes its last torrents before the dry season begins. Thankfully, these past few days have seen relatively milder downpour but enough to make the ground boggy under foot. On top of that, we had to wriggle our way through a million tents pitched all over the place to reach Bino's grave. It was obvious how cramped our spot had gotten; a stark contrast to the sprawl we enjoyed on our first Undas there four years ago. Ate Lele and Kuya Cesar, who didn't seem fazed by the reduced space, were watching over their boys with Janet and Chessie when we reached the place.

I wanted to eat dinner soon as we got there but the burden* we had with us wanted to transfer to Ninang's right away. She, of course, could've gone ahead but due to her inferiority complex and inate/baseless overbearing personality, she wanted us to join her, immediately, "because nobody was there!" She said this with the affected sincerity they acquired growing up. This person doesn't/can't/won't think if her life depended on it. The truth was she wanted to leave so she could meet with her cohorts and gossip. Famished as I was, we (Jonas, Ynah, and I) got up and went with her.

How could you not be annoyed at this person? You make every effort to accommodate her into the group because, by some cruel trick of fate, she is family, and yet all we get in return is constant refusal to act like a mature adult--and she's older than us! Her parents really messed up. But I digress.

Once at Ninang's, we sat all quiet until our burden's guests arrived. We had to endure an eternity of pretentious talk: references to people and places we could care less about but are supposed to be impressive or interesting topics to them. It was obvious they were performing as opposed to talking. Why do I say so? Because the names and topics they mentioned have such affinity to them that it's impossible to believe they haven't talked about the same things before! Well, finally, they decided to leave for heck knows where. This burden didn't stay but fifteen minutes at Ninang's when she flaunted to us her fervent desire to get there! As she started to leave, she had the gall to order us to remain for a little while and forego eating dinner until later. That did it for me so I jokingly got up and said, "Let's go, let's eat!"

We decided to return to Bino's and have dinner. Lola Alice made some good adobo and menudo, as always. Then Eloi received a text message saying Nanay Mely wanted to be admitted to Medical City because her ear infection had become unbearably painful; she and Mark left for Pasig. Back at Angelus, talk revolved around the kids, their newly acquired chicks, food, chatting with Irene earlier that day, and other relevant things.

Dada came and invited us back to Ninang's. Where has he been all day? I didn't care to ask because he wouldn't say anyway. He fed us kikiam and slices of pizza--both at ridiculously jacked up prices. By 10:20 PM, my father was feeling tired and wanted to go home, but we didn't. So Wicca, Jonas, and I stayed on for another two and a half hours then returned to Angelus to eat some more. Heh! Eloi and Mark were also back. Some of us wanted to pee so back to Ninang we went. We sat and chatted for a little while, cleaned up a bit, and rearranged the flower pots before returning to Angelus.

At 4:10 am, everyone decided to pack it up and call it a night. We took Te Mato home to Meadowood. We saw the big-ass house she lives in, too. Nice digs although we didn't go inside for closer scrutiny. Finally, at around 5:30 am we got home and went to bed.

I had fun writing all that.